What I can't talk about

I am constantly plagued by the fact that I work in a profession which gives me so much conversational fodder, yet legally binds me not to speak of it. I attempt to get around it by omitting the names of students and schools, but it just ain't the same. I also fear the uniqueness of the individual (the existence of which I question more and more) will catch up to me. Some one will put two and two together and I am sunk. I had better watch it. I gotta tell you this story...but I can't.

That is all.